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Bob and the deli guy.

#i had to make this just so i could watch it whenever i wanted #i just fucking love that it’s not played off like the usual gay panic joke #this rly exemplifies the humor of the show for me and why I love it so much #it’s akward and weird but never EVER mean #the important misunderstanding in this situation isn’t Bob’s sexuality; it’s the reason why he keeps buying turkeys #like he’s def more concerned that this deli guy thinks he’s not a real cook than he is about being hit on

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also another time when i was driving a guy in a big car got right up next to me and when we made eye contact he dragged his finger across his throat like “you’re gonna die” so i sped up to get away from him but it turns out he was just trying to tell me my car was spewing smoke & the engine was about to fail. there’s gotta be a better way to tell someone that

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